because he's an idiot and he spams me with this garbage all the time! he even printed some out once and stuck them all over my room, it was the worst (#｀皿´)
[BUT OH NO she actually sounds pretty distraught about this... Even if he misinterprets the actual source of her distress. He's doing his best, here.]
it's just a glitch so it's not like people are going to be too annoyed with you, right? and if they are they seriously need to chill
I cannot even imagine such a horrible scene! Engraved upon every wall, a scarlet oath - nay, a black spot, intent on only one reaction!
The source of the glitch is not the issue, though. It is that I am now haunted by its presence, by the guilt of assisting its cruel refrain and by the terror of its iron hold on my immortal soul.
[ Let's see if he manages to interpret this, then. Ranko desperately hopes he can. ]
Not cursed in the usual way. I am not afraid of enraged necromancers seeking vengeance. Rather, cursed by the judgmental stares and whispers of the public.
And there is the other matter, one that is much simpler to comprehend: I am not fond of this method of storytelling.
...HE GETS THAT, AT LEAST, though he's also immediately uncertain as to why she's acting like she just revealed some heinous secret.]
well i don't think anyone does, right? or at least not normal people ┐(´～｀)┌ they're annoying and usually really gross! it would be nice if someone could make an app that just blocks them...
[Though, if she doesn't like them--]
sorry again for catching you in the crossfire though （´□｀） i can comp you a drink at the cafe i work at to make up for it! consider it like an anti-curse
Would that such an application existed! I wish to cleanse the malodorous fumes of their presence from my entire device! [ Although Kiyomitsu seems to mainly consider them an annoyance, Ranko was legitimately scared for a minute there. She won't go on about it, though, mainly because it's super embarrassing. Who would believe someone could actually want to hide in a pillow fort because of a chain letter?
She perks up at the latter part of the message, however. ]
An anti-curse? Like a banishment or purification ritual?
yeah! exactly like that like a drinkable omamori or something 100% guaranteed to keep you safe from chainletter curses or at least that chainletter i guess
[Or just a nice free drink because he feels like a big fat jerk for giving her a little fright, but it certainly couldn't hurt to pitch it like this, he supposes...]
you can cash in on it whenever, okay? just stop by when you have some free time!
Well then! I certainly cannot say no to such a thoughtful offer. [ Take that, 'The Collector'! ] When I find a brief moment of freedom from the thorny chains of scholarship to which I am bound, I will glide down to your establishment on eager wings.
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he even printed some out once and stuck them all over my room, it was the worst (#｀皿´)
[BUT OH NO she actually sounds pretty distraught about this... Even if he misinterprets the actual source of her distress. He's doing his best, here.]
it's just a glitch so it's not like people are going to be too annoyed with you, right?
and if they are they seriously need to chill
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The source of the glitch is not the issue, though. It is that I am now haunted by its presence, by the guilt of assisting its cruel refrain and by the terror of its iron hold on my immortal soul.
[ Let's see if he manages to interpret this, then. Ranko desperately hopes he can. ]
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are you like
feeling guilty about sending this to other people
you know that you don't actually get cursed by sending these out right?
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And there is the other matter, one that is much simpler to comprehend: I am not fond of this method of storytelling.
There! I said it!
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...HE GETS THAT, AT LEAST, though he's also immediately uncertain as to why she's acting like she just revealed some heinous secret.]
well i don't think anyone does, right?
or at least not normal people ┐(´～｀)┌
they're annoying and usually really gross!
it would be nice if someone could make an app that just blocks them...
[Though, if she doesn't like them--]
sorry again for catching you in the crossfire though （´□｀）
i can comp you a drink at the cafe i work at to make up for it!
consider it like
an anti-curse
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She perks up at the latter part of the message, however. ]
An anti-curse? Like a banishment or purification ritual?
I wouldn't turn down such an offering!
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exactly like that
like a drinkable omamori or something
100% guaranteed to keep you safe from chainletter curses
or at least that chainletter i guess
[Or just a nice free drink because he feels like a big fat jerk for giving her a little fright, but it certainly couldn't hurt to pitch it like this, he supposes...]
you can cash in on it whenever, okay?
just stop by when you have some free time!
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Which one would that be, again?
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[Promptly ruining all of the mysterious appeal...]
but it's a good bean! it's-- [INSERT DIRECTIONS what are street names in recolle, a mystery.]
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Very well! Soon your shrine to caffeine will be graced by my noble presence! *cackles*
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[If Ranko ever needs an official translator, he will Be Here to deliver her messages to the masses in extremely shortened form. ANYWAY--]
see you soon!
[For her FREE APOLOGY DRINK as he sends off his awful creepypasta to the right person while he waits.]