yeah! exactly like that like a drinkable omamori or something 100% guaranteed to keep you safe from chainletter curses or at least that chainletter i guess
[Or just a nice free drink because he feels like a big fat jerk for giving her a little fright, but it certainly couldn't hurt to pitch it like this, he supposes...]
you can cash in on it whenever, okay? just stop by when you have some free time!
Well then! I certainly cannot say no to such a thoughtful offer. [ Take that, 'The Collector'! ] When I find a brief moment of freedom from the thorny chains of scholarship to which I am bound, I will glide down to your establishment on eager wings.
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exactly like that
like a drinkable omamori or something
100% guaranteed to keep you safe from chainletter curses
or at least that chainletter i guess
[Or just a nice free drink because he feels like a big fat jerk for giving her a little fright, but it certainly couldn't hurt to pitch it like this, he supposes...]
you can cash in on it whenever, okay?
just stop by when you have some free time!
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Which one would that be, again?
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[Promptly ruining all of the mysterious appeal...]
but it's a good bean! it's-- [INSERT DIRECTIONS what are street names in recolle, a mystery.]
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Very well! Soon your shrine to caffeine will be graced by my noble presence! *cackles*
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[If Ranko ever needs an official translator, he will Be Here to deliver her messages to the masses in extremely shortened form. ANYWAY--]
see you soon!
[For her FREE APOLOGY DRINK as he sends off his awful creepypasta to the right person while he waits.]